teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

cwiiis:

tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal
like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”

italiham:

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hey guys! i recently reached 2.5k followers so i’ve decided to do my very first tumblr awards!

~rules~

must be following me

reblog this post (likes don’t count but you can bookmark)

i’ll pick the winners in about 3 weeks, so october 17th!

~categories~

best url (3)

best theme (3)

cutest people (5)

best non-humour blog (3)

best original posts (3)

best overall (1)

~prizes~

a follow back (if im not already following u)

my friendship and love

reblogs on selfies and original posts whenever (tag italiham)

a link on my blog for a month

thats pretty much it!! if you have any q’s feel free to ask! GOOD LUCK and if this doesnt get any notes well thats embarrassing this never happened

alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes